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Vanderbilt Political Review

Vanderbilt's First and Only Nonpartisan Political Journal

Vanderbilt Political Review

Vanderbilt's First and Only Nonpartisan Political Journal

Vanderbilt Political Review

SATIRE: VPR Endorses Jay Cutler for School Board

SATIRE: VPR Endorses Jay Cutler for School Board

Patrick Tolan, Contributor November 13, 2021

Image: “chicago-bears_jay_cutler” (unmodified) by Chris C. is licensed by CC BY-ND 2.0 While we at VPR have never made a political endorsement, as we are an apolitical forum, the strength of Jay...

SATIRE: The Case for Confederate Cannons

Cory Wurtenberger, Contributor October 31, 2021

  “Boom”   - Cannon According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, 114 Confederate monuments have been removed from public spaces since 2016. For the average Robert E. Lee stan,...

SATIRE: We'll Miss You, Andrew Cuomo

SATIRE: We’ll Miss You, Andrew Cuomo

Indraneel Pai, Contributor August 30, 2021

Andrew Cuomo, longtime political powerhouse and a man once heralded as the face of the Democratic Party, has made the entirely voluntary and not at all politically motivated decision to step down as Governor...

Jonathan Swift, by Frederic

SATIRE: Maybe it’s Time We Revisit Swift’s “A Modest Proposal”

Sarah Schwartz, Contributor May 9, 2021

Let’s talk about population growth, or rather, overgrowth. Not only is it ravaging our global food and water supplies, but in the age of the COVID-19 pandemic, large oversized populations spark a...

SATIRE: Trump Demands DC Hotel Be Declared a National Crisis

SATIRE: Trump Demands DC Hotel Be Declared a National Crisis

Stanley Zhao, Contributor May 2, 2021

News flash: for the first time, former president Donald Trump took his own advice from The Art of the Deal— and he is paying for it dearly. The Trump Hotel in Washington is going under, adding to a diverse...

SATIRE: 25 Days of Bliss, or Why I Support the Government Shutdown

SATIRE: 25 Days of Bliss, or Why I Support the Government Shutdown

Grace Adcox January 15, 2019

As of January 12, 2019, we are now experiencing the longest government shutdown in American history. I never would have thought that a border wall could be the breaking point upon which career politicians...

Study Finds That White Banners Hung From Frat Houses Cure Mental Illness

Study Finds That White Banners Hung From Frat Houses Cure Mental Illness

Joshua Mendelson November 5, 2018

In a stunning finding from Vanderbilt Medical Center, mental illness is on its way to being cured on Vanderbilt’s campus. A team of researchers at the medical center investigated the impact of mental...

Why Betsy DeVos’ Policies Are Too Lax

Why Betsy DeVos’ Policies Are Too Lax

Palmer Montalbano September 19, 2018

*The following piece is satirical and in no way reflects the opinion of the writer or Vanderbilt Political Review In recent headlines Betsy DeVos has expressed her desire to use federal funds to arm...

In defense of crystal meth

In defense of crystal meth

Noah van Mierlo February 6, 2018

Being in college causes a lot of stress about the rough parts of life, such as worrying about money, working out, or doing well on exams; however, there is one aspect of life that is unfairly represented...

BREAKING: Chad Floored by Rampant Halloweekend Cultural Appropriation

BREAKING: Chad Floored by Rampant Halloweekend Cultural Appropriation

Connor Saeman October 30, 2017

  NASHVILLE, TN: In an astounding turn of events, Chad, of an undisclosed “top tier” house, reported yet another incident of cultural appropriation on Halloweekend. A reportedly “absurd”...

Assortment of  fresh fruits and vegetables

Vegetables: A Liberal Conspiracy

Collin Hong August 30, 2017

For decades, liberals have been conspicuously promoting the consumption of vegetables in our society. The latest transgression, and arguably the most sinister, was Michelle Obama’s incessant forcing...

Healthcare In Animalia

Healthcare In Animalia

Avi Mediratta August 7, 2017

Far away, in a land called Animalia, the animals prepare for the winter. It will be one of the coldest winters in recorded history, so it is imperative that the animals look out for each other so that...

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